I’d call this “This Week’s Sign of the Apocalypse”, but it’s too funny to be taken seriously…
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/07/porn-industry-seeks-federal-bailout/
It seems that the porn industry has fallen upon hard times, and plans on asking the government for a $5 billion bailout.
I personally am taking this as GOOD news. If there’s one industry that I could stomach seeing go under, it’s this one. I’m assuming President Obama will laugh at this (I certainly hope so).
I thought Harry Flynt’s quotes at the end of the article about Americans not being able to live without sex were particularly entertaining.